Sparkly twinkly Spanker.com
From the full issue: New York – December 5, 1997 (Full Issue)
WELL FOLKS, it’s here — the time of year with sparkly twinkly lights, Christmas bulbs and ornaments, menorahs in shop windows, cozy home mantles — and the time of four parties at least a night. I hope you’re all well rested (yeah, right) after this banner crop year in the web field…
SPANK ME BABY! Or maybe someone should have spanked The Spanker at his re-launch party of the site at Coney Island High on Wed. 12/3. His hideously long diatribe droned on but didn’t keep the crowd from losing interest (for some reason). I guess they were all still dazed by the dazzling fire eating erotic dancers (who I first saw at the Webmasters Valentine’s Ball ’96), a fabulous Elvis Impersonator, and the lecherous Santa milling about.